Tomorrow night the children of Jonesboro, Arkansas begin the
journey of a lifetime as they experience firsthand the life and times of Noah in Southwest’s latest version of WOW – Wonders of the Word!
Borrowing the format of The Princess Bride, a Pet Shop owner named Joe retells the story of Noah as he attempts to help a young boy who is experiencing difficulties in his life. In typical Southwest style, this Bible story unfolds before his eyes, transitioning this from a babyish story to a life changing lesson.
If all goes well, this VBS will be, in the spirit of Emeril Lagosse, kicked up a notch and impact the lives of these young people, laying the foundation that God is in control and can be trusted to direct their lives.
I will do my best to share photos of our journey with you over the next several days. But for now, let me share our VBS version of Billy Joel’s classic, For the Longest Time. I hope you enjoy. And, remember, this is for fun! The Longest Time — Southwest Version.
Oh, oh, oh, for the longest time, Oh, oh, oh, for the longest time.
We’ve been on the boat for oh so long, Makes me wonder what we have done so wrong, What else can we do? This place is just a zoo, And we have been floating for the longest time!
Once I thought my room would be my own, With three roommates privacy is gone, That’s where they put me, I’m just a victim you see, And we’ve been floating for the longest time!
Chorus
There’s an elephant sleeping in the hall, And the horse won’t stay in his own stall, I can’t say just what to do, This whole place smells just like poo, And we’ve been floating for the longest time!
If that parrot won’t change his song, I think I might, Just string him along (make a “noose” sign), If that goat eats more of my stuff, I know what I’ll do, And I might have to get rough.
We’ve been floating now for forty days, Someone better mend his sorry way, I’m getting crazy, And my thoughts are getting hazy, And we’ve been floating for the longest time.
Yesterday the dog had a bone, I said to myself, “The chickens are gone!”, Makes you wonder how far we have gone, We’ve turned upon our own, And it’s not getting better
I don’t care just what I have to do, I have got to exit from this zoo, It’s gotten so bad, I’ve lost what cool I once had, and we can’t keep floating for the longest time!